What's a Guy To Do???

Today is the BIG IU-Purdue Men's Basketball game. So the big question is...who will Ethan root for??? Kevin is a Boilermaker, and I am a Hoosier, which means we are... 

I think, according to {Jewish} law, Ethan must root for the Hoosiers. Follow me on this one. In the Jewish religion, if a Jewish woman and a non-Jewish man get married, their kids are considered Jewish, since in the Jewish faith, religion of children is determined by the religion of the mother. Therefore, Ethan is a Hoosier!

This game should be a good one, as are all games between two huge rivals. It happens to be on our home turf... in Assembly Hall, so I'm hoping we defend our territory and kick some Boiler Butt!!