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Friday, December 9, 2011

Hoosier Pride

My brother, Yuval, is a guy who speaks up for what he believes in. He stands by his principles, even though at times, he seems pretty rigid. He won't patronize Starbucks, as he feels that it has taken away business from "Mom 'n Pop" coffee shops. Though my parents (and I) usually support Democratic candidates, with more liberal ideas, he is not afraid to share his conservative, sometimes Republican, points of view...even though he knows they'll be met with opposition. He is always the one to play "devil's advocate" whenever I need him to just be on my side...mostly because he is my younger brother, and delights in annoying me. 

Therefore, I was not surprised when I found out that Yuval had e-mailed a Chicago-based political journalist regarding his blog post this past Monday. In this post, he calls Indianapolis, "India-no-place", and all but says that it is a horrible place for the Mercantile Exhcange to relocate, because it is void of any cultural experiences, and educated people, and they would be hard pressed to find people to move to this type of city. He states that it's only claim to fame is "taking up space between Chicago and Cincinnati". You can read his post here.

My brother, while not a native Hoosier, is a proud Indiana citizen. He responded to the journalist, Ted McClelland, via e-mail, and in the interest of fair time, McClelland chose to publish it on his blog yesterday. While he didn't really agree with any of the arguments Yuval presented, he did say that it was an intelligent response. So I guess there are educated people here in the Nowheres-ville. Here is his response:
When I was a student at Indiana University, attitudes like yours were why students from Chicago were disliked by others. Chicago is not the only city in the world where it is possible to do business, raise a family, and spend one's evenings out.
You claim that Indianapolis merely takes up space between Chicago and Cincinnati. I sure hope people can find our fair city when they come in for the Super Bowl in a couple months. When was the last time Chicago hosted a Super Bowl, again? I get all the years confused. Somehow every May our little “space between Chicago and Cincinnati” manages to host the world's largest one day sporting event, as well as one of NASCAR's biggest events in July. The NCAA seems to think Indianapolis is a fine place to stage Final Fours every few years, as well as maintain Indianapolis as the permanent backup site in case of emergency. I suppose you forgot that Indianapolis was the city the beat out your beloved Chicago for the Big Ten Football Championship Game as well.
It isn't all about sports though. Indianapolis boasts a full-time professional opera company and symphony. We are home to several professional, renowned theaters and we also have many national touring acts come through the area to play one of our concert halls, arenas or amphitheaters. We have a long and wonderful history with the jazz music world and boast several great clubs where one can hear local and national jazz musicians, as well as hosting the Indy Jazz Festival each summer. People of many different nationalities host their own festivals showcasing their unique culture, music, food, etc. every year. Our city is home to the world’s largest Children's Museum, as well as a large Art Museum. Our zoo just announced a $30,000,000 fundraising project to build a world class orangutan exhibit. We may not be Chicago, but your blog implies a certain dearth of culture here in Indianapolis that simply doesn’t exist.
You seem to think that Indianapolis is no place for a business to locate itself, because apparently it is a terrible place to live and you couldn't possibly get any talented young professionals to want to come here. Have you ever driven south or east of West Lafayette? There are other schools of business and universities in Indiana. While Krannert is no slouch on its own, IU and Notre Dame are both home to excellent, and nationally ranked, schools of business, with many talented candidates to draw from. IUPUI and Butler also boast schools of business with talented students who would make excellent employees. But you are right, Indianapolis is no place for big business. I sure hope nobody uses any drugs or products made by Eli Lilly. They hire the morons who have to settle for working in Indianapolis. It’s a wonder that Simon Property Group somehow managed to become the country's largest owner of shopping malls and Wellpoint somehow managed to insure more people than any other private insurer, given that they have to deal with the yokels who choose to live in Indianapolis I suppose the folks at Roche are just as dumb as the students at Krannert. They chose the wrong place to base their diabetes strip manufacturing and to employe 4,000 people. I guess I should recommend not buying into the IPO of the quickly growing ExactTarget, as they have their operations out of a building downtown (yep, we idiots here in Indianapolis figured out how to build office buildings that are more than a story high). And, shh, don’t tell anyone, but they hire a lot of people who went to Purdue. We don't want that getting out, or the company might collapse.
You seem to not believe that anyone would choose to live in Indianapolis over Chicago. I guess that the lower cost of living (particularly for real estate) doesn’t matter. Without even looking at statistics, I am certain that our crime rate is lower than Chicago’s. I know for certain our politics are significantly less corrupt. The people here are hospitable, generous and kind. Perhaps you can make a trip down here and check us out sometime before the next time you mention us in a blog. I get civic pride and all, but there’s no reason to belittle other cities in an attempt to make a case for yours. 
Now, this journalist forgot to include my brother's first paragraph, which stated: 

I read your blog today regarding the Merc's possible move to Indianapolis/power play to lower their tax rate. It was a prime example of a journalist putting in little to no effort in researching before writing.

Ha! I wonder why he didn't post that part on his blog! I'm so proud of Yuval for standing up for all of us who chose Indy as our home. I think someone should hire him to write his own blog!

Monday, September 26, 2011

What NOT to Say to a Pregnant Woman

Do you know what is NOT OK to ask or say to a pregnant woman? Here are some things that people have asked of or said to me. I've thought, Is this person actually expecting a response, or are they just kidding? Turns out, they were serious! As a public service to other pregnant women, I am posting my "favorites" here.

"Are you eating?"
Response I've Given - "Yes, I'm just watching what I eat, with my gestational diabetes."
Response I Want to Give - "No. I don't believe nutrients are necessary for the health and well-being of my child."

"Are you going to get an epidural?"
Response I've Given - "I'm keeping my options open."
Response I Want to Give - "How is that any of your business?"

"Why would you even consider natural childbirth?"
Response I've Given - "I'm not asking my body to do anything it wasn't meant to do."
Response I Want to Give - "My hospital gives you a brand new car if you can deliver a baby without drugs!"

"You look REALLY pregnant today!"
Response I've Given - "I guess it depends on what I wear."
Response I Want to Give - "Really? That's totally the look I was going for! That, or beached whale!"

"When I was in labor, [insert horror story here]."
Response I've Given - "Wow! That's awful!"
Response I Want to Give - "Wow! I appreciate you giving me more things to worry about, you know, besides all the normal stuff like being responsible for another human being!"

Anyone else got questions/comments to add to this list? How about other responses I could give to the ones above? Do share!!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Warning: Teacher Rant Ahead

My class is about to start some new novels. Two of them are by Carl Hiaasen. According to Scholastic, the grade-level equivalent of the books is 5.8 (for all you non-teachers, that means students in the eighth month of fifth grade should be able to read this). Since my fourth and fifth graders are reading at middle school levels, we are always looking for novels to meet their needs. Our next Social Studies unit is about making economic decisions that impact the environment. Carl Hiassen's books, Hoot and Flush are about just these topics. (If you haven't read them, you should.) The problem? There are about 5-7 curse words sprinkled among the 250-plus pages. I sent a letter home to the parents informing them of our reasons for choosing these books and the modest amount of inappropriate language in the book. Most of the parents were fine with this, agreeing that the content and themes of the books outweighed the few choice words, and knowing that we would address the language issue as it came up. One parent, however stated that while he would allow his child to read the book, he did not agree with our choice in picking them. Since cursing was against the school rules, he asked, why was it "OK" to read books with curse words in them? Fair enough. He also stated that one of the books includes a couple who smoke. OK. Now this is where I draw the line. These books are REALISTIC fiction. That's right...in the real world, people smoke and curse, and do all sorts of other things that we do not condone at school. Now, I am not saying that we should expose kids to things they should not be exposed to, but if kids were to be introduced to sensitive issues in the safety of a novel group, where an adult could monitor their conversations, kids might be less inclined to make bad choices. Studying characters who make poor choices might lead kids to make good ones, and learn from the mistakes of others before they make those same mistakes for themselves. Plus, the focus of the book is NOT the language, but the connection between the environment and the economy. I hope that when I am a parent, I focus more on monitoring the types of TV shows and video games my kids watch and play, rather than the educational books they enjoy and read under the guided supervision of trusted adults, like me and his/her teachers. I hope that rather than shielding my children from all the bad things in the world, I am able to address sensitive issues with them, helping them to make informed decisions about appropriate and healthy ways they should behave. I don't know...maybe that's just me.